The 2016 NBA Finals are upon us and I’m going to take this opportunity to address the broader subject of fandom. For starters, being a bandwagon fan isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you don’t have a club or team that you pay to support and follow religiously. BUT if you do, you are a complete disgrace to fans everywhere. I find the number of new Warriors fans repulsive. I get it. You’re only supporting them because you hate Lebron, so should I consider supporting Lebron because I hate all of you? Just because you live in the state of California doesn’t mean that you have to support the Warriors and if you’re a diehard Lakers or Clippers fan, why the hell do you care at all?
Californians are completely oblivious about a lot of things and it appears that being a fan is one of them. This could be a byproduct of the lack of authenticity in the state of California. No matter how you slice it, it’s freaking disgusting and a complete representation of the overall consensus view of the people of this state: flakey, unreliable and no commitment to anything other than what makes them feel good at the moment. Growing up on the East Coast (Oh Shit, this must be some East Coast/West Coast beef, WRONG!) I was and still am a diehard Mets fan. If the Yankees were in the World Series, we rooted against them. If they won, we showed up at the parade, threw eggs and started fights. We damn sure did not support them just because Yankee Stadium was a train ride away. The same went for my Devils. There was ZERO Rangers or Islanders support. You stuck with a side, ride or die.
The fact that everyone in California thinks it’s their job to support the Warriors is disgusting! Especially if you are a Lakers or Clippers fan, learn how to be fans for god sakes. I guess I’m just mad because these horrendous yuppies are making it impossible for me to root for the historical significance of the Warriors with the Steph Curry public masturbation session or the coronation of Dreymond Green as the best overall power forward in the game, HAHAHAHAH.. Pardon me I had to laugh at that one. The more they allow Steph Curry to ejaculate in their mouths and Klay Thompson to teabag their grandmothers, the more my objectivity is suppressed and my inner hater is exposed. On Godaddy.com, HowToBeAFan.com is being offered for $1,000 and BeAFan.com is going for $20,000, I wonder why!
So who do I have in this series?
I could give you a whole host of reasons why they are going to win and also why I don’t like the circus trick shot ball being played by the Warriors, but I digress. You sack strokers aren’t worthy of a detailed synopsis. Hey Dodger Fans, repeat after me, “Leeeet’s Goooo Angelssss!” You people should go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge!